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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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(via svvord)

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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(via ron-weasley)

smosh:

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starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

(via yoccu)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via cloud-fucking-strife)

(Source: iamnotaslag, via davebowie)

sunnyjacob:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

I need these

(via mekakucityactress)

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via sociopathintheimpala)

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

zootedboy:

i relate to this sports meme hella hord

zootedboy:

i relate to this sports meme hella hord

(via mattressblowoutsale)

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

(Source: proud-atheist, via thrdplanet)

mayor-doctor-of-tardis:

These are amazing [1234]

(via icanfinallysee)